Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
lawl. pubechip.
mama2b3 20
hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!
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Comments (222)
blue_eyes4602 0
That is so digusting! Ew! Did you not notice your dad scratching his balls?
melpo 0
That's what I'm sayin. If you're close enough to share a bowl of chips your close enough to notice a ball scratch, especially one that removes hair.
Duckiie90 0
eww that is super gross!xp
the_Flirt 0
Pube chips
brittrawrr 0
yum
the_Flirt 0
i shave them once a month
the_Flirt 0
well some girls tell me not to shave it soo idk
FFML_314 12
^^^ This is odd :/ Thumbs down for being random lol?
ismael209 0
26 hence the word couldve, that hair COULDVE had some sperm haha
the_Flirt 0
how's it odd sum girls have there opinions on pubic hair
FFML_314 12
Lol, because 2 men are having a conversation about pubic hair. Idk it's just odd :P Don't mind me, just throwing out my opinions here and there lol
the_Flirt 0
haha ok
FFML_314 12
For real though, shaving is very important but I shall recommend waxing. It's good for the soul Also good for the skin. Once you put the lotion on of course. Wow, now I'm having a conversation with a guy about pubic hair. Hmm