Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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delamer 8
We need a "You're better off" button. :p
Khalifa89 1
I wouldn't say slap her. The best revenge is kindness. All you needed to tell her was if he cheated on you then he's most likely going to cheat on her. That would've ****** up the relationship
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Comments (133)
toxicpinkcandy 10
Daang. I hope you said, "cool, you can have him. Not like he can give me an ****** with that tiny dick anyway."
imepelepticsir 5
how are you certain its small.
FurryRocks 10
Ooooo, got her! :3
Puurfection 5
But If the cheating involved sex, which it most likely does, then she would know.
br0ccoli 15
Hahahhahahahhaha!! Well said!
EGRelapse 6
Damn girl you fierce lol that would be good to say tho
Morgannnnuhhh 1
To the 14 people who said "ydi" how the hell does that even make sense.. Who deserves to be cheated on.? If the persons that damn bad just break up with them... Jezzzuuussss.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh hunny, they're called trolls. They click "YDI" ni matter what the FML said. "Today, WWIII started. My family was killed in a nuclear strike set up by (enemy country) to Los Angeles. FML", People will vote "YDI" or comment why even if the FML said that.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*no
Morgannnnuhhh 1
I hate trolls.. They make me pissed at life.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Your boyfriend was busy changing his tampon so he didnt have time to do it himself.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
That.. I just liked that.(:
liro2 3
Wow! Sounds like you're better off without him anyway! Did you thank the other girl? I would've!
lrgenesis 19
Send her to her home on ***** island
Fmlsea 28
Ur way better off without that douche
hamodeabosam 0
I like u fmlsea
Draxanoth 15
Sad day, that's ****** up!
patalc11 8
Well you should been like hey since he has done this to me, he might do the exact same thing to you with someone else. She will be thinking about it and hopefully the ass will lose both of you.
Clamcreepy 7
Damn that chick ain't afraid of shit. if she can go up to you and say its over between you and her new found boyfriend she definitely has pussy hairs made of steel.
BlesstheSilence 11
Lmao XD
liro2 3
Hahaha!
MissFits_fml 6
What a ****. Actually, no. That's an under statement. I don't think words could actually describe to how much of a dumbfuck that guy is. I'm sorry, OP. Nobody deserves to be cheated on let alone experience a break-up like that. Wish the girl some luck and tell her it's because you won't be surprised if she would be cheated on too. Some people just lack the decency nowadays...