Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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delamer 8
We need a "You're better off" button. :p
Khalifa89 1
I wouldn't say slap her. The best revenge is kindness. All you needed to tell her was if he cheated on you then he's most likely going to cheat on her. That would've ****** up the relationship
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Comments (133)
armywife0609 4
Ouch I'm sorry that sucks but keep in mind what goes around comes around so most likely this or something similar will happen to him
AugustBurnsToast 14
Dude whadda little bitch nuff said
deviable 9
What a coward.
HannahWho 8
I wonder what the boyfriend told this other girl to make her go up to Op? I would imagine the asshole didn't say he was a lying, cheating asshole with a girlfriend who was sweet and nice and loyal at home. He probably spun some sappy tale about how clingy and abusive Op was, making the girl want to defend her new disco stick. The boyfriend sounds like an ass, I am hesitant to say both Op and the girl are innocent in all of this. I honestly believe Op murdered both of them and put them in the desert.
Xalandra 17
Okay, really? either the other girl is a complete moron if she didn't know that the ex had another girlfriend and believed whatever crap OPs ex told her. Or, the more likely case, the other girl KNEW that she was helping him cheat and just wanted to rub it in OPs face. I really think it the second option because otherwise the FML might've looked something more like this: Today I got dumped. I received the news when some crazy bitch told me to leave her boyfriend alone and that he belongs to her. She said "her" boyfriend would've told me himself but that he was worried it would only further my "obsession" with him. I guess my ex is a really good liar. FML
Z3RO458 2
Someones lazy.
nattynatters 14
What an asshole.
YourBuddyElmo 5
Fact: he had a small penis. Fyl.
SweetPerfectionn 3
What a coward. You're WAY better off.
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
So he wasn't afraid of cheating but he was to break up with you? He needs to grow a pair! Also, stupid girl who told you and is planning on being with him. Pathetic!
SoultheWolf 19
I really hope you plan on kicking that guy's ass, and an especially good kick to his balls. That guy is pathetic, to one cheat on you and two not have the balls to tell you that as he broke up with you. The girl who stayed with him is even more pathetic to go through that. I hope you find a good man, you deserve much better.