Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
stuck
United States
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
life_isnt_fair
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
itsnotyouitsher
Wahroonga, Australia
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Anon
Australia
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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delamer 8
We need a "You're better off" button. :p
Khalifa89 1
I wouldn't say slap her. The best revenge is kindness. All you needed to tell her was if he cheated on you then he's most likely going to cheat on her. That would've ****** up the relationship
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Comments (133)
rthieka 0
Find a better man, he's not worth!!
nate134 0
More satisfation of punching her in the face than your exboyfriend.
anicaleigh 0
Ha! You should of just acted like you never went out with him. That would of made him look great.
Pinky1407 4
I have had this happen before...
BradleysMommie 0
Ha wow! What a dick move! As for her she needs to get her ass beat for being a ****!(:
nicolesabrina94 0
Same exact thing happened to me on Tuesday. Then he continued to stare at me whenever I walked past..
Jsharp92 1
I had this happen to me too two days before xmas
chipsy2011 4
I would have been oh so you like my sloppy seconds then I would've of went and found him and kicked him the balls. He's an asshole obviously you can do better
Sir_Swaggington 6
What a pansy.
Yolandababy2 14
I just wanna say... That couldn't of been me!!!! Let some girl come up to me talking about my man don't want to be with me cause he dealing with her?!?!? Oh hell no. Lets just say she would be on the floor with something busted up bleeding and all!!!!!!!!