I am the law
Today, I got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. It was a one-way street. FML
Today, I got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. It was a one-way street. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I got a ticket for having my brights on. The street was pitch black and it was 1:30 in the morning. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
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Top comments
leximichelle 13
You can probably fight it in court. Still a pain for no reason.
Major_Haywire 7
There is no wrong side on a one way street
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Comments (11)
RebeccaMcQ 15
If you can't read signs, you shouldn't be on the road. YDI
titaniumedge 8
The FML part of this sounds like s/he was driving down the left side of a one-way street, in the correct direction. If so, maybe someone had a monthly ticket quota to fill.
Major_Haywire 7
There is no wrong side on a one way street
alexisfaith12 6
Sounds like you’re the one who can’t read. YDI for being dumb.
RyanT0425 4
It’s a one way road, so unless they were going the wrong way, they weren’t in the wrong lol
Máté Tarjányi 3
That's not true. If you want to turn left from a one way street you are only allowed to turn left from the left hand side of the street. So, basically if you're using your turn signal on the left and go at it from the right, you violate traffic code, and can get a ticket if the officer is a nosy asshole.
leximichelle 13
You can probably fight it in court. Still a pain for no reason.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
next time you wanna go on the bumping cars i suggest you go to a theme park
chickensheep 15
So in other words you were fined for being in the overtaking lane? Sounds reasonable.
bosniangirl27 21
Well, were you driving the wrong way?