Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I was walking to my car balancing 3 tacos, soda and napkins. A gust of wind blew my napkins up the street. In my attempt to catch them, I tripped onto the sidewalk. The tacos landed inside a car. Its owner came out just in time to see me standing next to their dash covered in salsa and lettuce. FML
Today, I started a new job and wanted to seem organized, so I brought a homemade lunch in a container. I went to heat it up, but forgot to remove the lid completely. The container exploded in the microwave, covering the inside with sauce. I spent my lunch break cleaning it while my coworkers smirked. FML
Today, I filled a bag full of Beer Cheese soup. Set it on the passenger seat to take home. Got home to realize the bag was leaking. The passenger seat and floor are covered in soup. My car is new. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, my mom sent me home with some delicious-looking BBQ ribs because I'd missed a cookout due to work. I set them on the counter, intent on putting them in the oven, but had to make a quick run to the bathroom. I came back to find my roommate's cat sitting in the plate, covered in sauce, as he helped himself. FML
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
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MissGrinch 4
What are seat belts for then? Hmm?
lickmyjock 0
I know that is one hell of a mess, but it must smell damn good in your car now. you're never going to have a problem picking up fat chicks in that ride.
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Comments (92)
Lehk 9
YDI for driving with an unsecured load
mikey0505 0
ever heard of a large container with a lid? YDI now clean up that mess
numnut 3
If all Americans ate no meat, chicken or fish for just one day a week, this would result in the same carbon savings as taking 19.2million cars off the road in the US for an entire year, or save emission equivalent to 46 million return flights from New York to Los Angeles.... Just a Thought..
Mauskau 36
that meat was as much as I weigh
Grimmerie 31
that is massively unhealthy. gain weight.
MrBoredomioo 18
Srsly do
ILoveJace01 0
I don't understand why most people voted that this is the OP's fault and that they deserve it. I mean, the hill was steep. What were they supposed to do? I guess he/she could've put the stuff on the floor in front of the passenger's seat...I don't know. But that probably would've been smarter than leaving it on the seat. Whenever I have food in the car I leave it on the floor just so it doesn't slide around so much. Ok. I'm done. Lol.
MrJentipede 2
Someone has never heard of restraints.
Phustercluck 11
I personally am not a big fan of BBQ sauce so I'm fine with this.
TR310 0
Sit it on the floor next time!!! LOL
the_jman 0
Never heard of lids that seal? You deserve it.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having had a butchered midget in your backseat and for using nitro glycerin in your sauce.