Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I was walking to my car balancing 3 tacos, soda and napkins. A gust of wind blew my napkins up the street. In my attempt to catch them, I tripped onto the sidewalk. The tacos landed inside a car. Its owner came out just in time to see me standing next to their dash covered in salsa and lettuce. FML
Today, I started a new job and wanted to seem organized, so I brought a homemade lunch in a container. I went to heat it up, but forgot to remove the lid completely. The container exploded in the microwave, covering the inside with sauce. I spent my lunch break cleaning it while my coworkers smirked. FML
Today, I filled a bag full of Beer Cheese soup. Set it on the passenger seat to take home. Got home to realize the bag was leaking. The passenger seat and floor are covered in soup. My car is new. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, my mom sent me home with some delicious-looking BBQ ribs because I'd missed a cookout due to work. I set them on the counter, intent on putting them in the oven, but had to make a quick run to the bathroom. I came back to find my roommate's cat sitting in the plate, covered in sauce, as he helped himself. FML
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
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MissGrinch 4
What are seat belts for then? Hmm?
lickmyjock 0
I know that is one hell of a mess, but it must smell damn good in your car now. you're never going to have a problem picking up fat chicks in that ride.
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Comments (92)
FYLDeep 26
Should have been more careful while driving.
FFML_314 12
That's what seat belts are for!
Arsonnist 3
You should have let the meat ride shotgun. It's a way better front seat companion anyway.
SarahMarie83 0
You took the time to make BBQ sauce and mustard but couldn't be bothered with putting them in appropriate containers?
marc_with_a_c 3
apparently it's too complicated.. I was wondering the same though.. seriously, could have brought empty pans if he really needed them, and put the sauce in gallons that have lids or something. Guess not everyone knows how to use their brains properly ;p
smerry 3
fyl op
2crazy2care 0
that sucks you should have put it in containers with lids.
TashaLenaKitty 0
I agree with 29,Sorry OP but YDI!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
BARBEQUE! Lifts my spirit An' I swear that it never faaails, And the sauce Mama makes just stays there forever, If you dare to get it under your naaails.. So.. get.. the.. Frown off your face, We're gonna replace it with a grin and a dream come true, With a perty girl dancin' to jug-band music And a mess'a Mama's barbecue! [+20 internetz to whomever gets this ref. That's right, twenty!]
FFML_314 12
When you meet somebody that don't like soul food They still got a soul And it don't mean that you got no rhythm If you don't like rock 'n roll But if your tastes are like mine, you like cider not wine And your very favorite thing to do Is get a pretty girl dancin' to jug band music And a mess of mama's barbecue
FFML_314 12
Do I get an extra 10 for adding? :D
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
No points if you Googled!
GRyphonLJJ 0
Emmet Otter's Jug Town Band Christmas special. The MC of the talent show Emmet & friends entered was Harrison Fox. This holiday delight from somewhere after Star Wars and before ESB was produced by George Lucas. No...Didn't Google. Just was 15 or so at the time and madly in love/lust with Harrison Ford. ;)
MAC0789 2
You should've backed down the hill...OR put the seatbelt around everything...OR you could've supported it with your hmmm I dunno HAND!!!!
jaro_fml 0
you deserve it