Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
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lyndis_fml 0
Buy them some new chickens. They're probably not that expensive. Deliver the chickens with a sincere note of apology.
null_fml 11
How the hell did you manage to run over four chickens?!
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Comments (122)
Redneck325Ci 0
Luckily you weren't in the ghetto, you probably would have gotten shot for that.
Jazzywrites007 2
Probably. We niggas love us some Chicken!!! Ayuk! Ayuk! Ayuk! >< Damn that stereotype!
moonlight_daze 8
The "ghetto" isn't really as bad as telivision and rap music would have you beleive..
lyz12312 0
awww =(
moonlight_daze 8
Try moving up to Chicago and running over chickens won't be a problem anymore.
Hakie 0
#78... Why wood there be chickens running through the ghetto .-.
moonlight_daze 8
lol. It was obviously his sense of humor.
Trollkiller 0
u r not chicken lover u obviously a chicken killer I know wat u have done with the dead flattened chickens. made KFC? nom nom nom...
deliapearl 0
R-E-D-R-U-M
MadHate4MyLife 0
ur a douchebag for killing chickens like that, dont you stop the car to look at them? why would you keep going?
manstie 1
MURDERER! YOU BLOODY MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shanshan649 0
this has to b complete bullshit bc if u had run over all 4 chickens, u would have felt ur car hit something, and then bump over it
drummer4life 0
#93 shanshan649....she never said she didnt feel the car hitting something. she said she was looking for the chickens in front of the farm while she was driving....thus, she wasnt watching the road. she then ran them over and realized she just did that.
lilmissblackbelt 0
haha, that was great! i laughed. :)