Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
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ariannaimelda 7
sorry OP, guess a good deed never goes unpunished :(
pandabeargirl89 0
I hope you had insurance!
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Comments (175)
wordnerd42 0
Could be worse. ..it could be raining.
OhzTP 7
...or snowing...
HaIlegra 2
or hailing...
austinkiser 3
or zombie apocalypse....
numbers878 8
or a tornado...
smurfsarwales 9
ccc-COMBO BREAKER!!!
DaniBee420 6
I always say that!
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
... or C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
pinkp909 8
What were they doing in a ditch?.
ColorfulDonut 7
they were having a nice little tea party while stuck underneath a car bleeding.
Sgrocks 5
#20 made me LOL!
Pinkmorgan9 0
Sorry OP, hopefully they help pay for a new one since you were only being a good citizen
Badshah29 6
the universe aint fair dude
womanjesus 0
macho man knows what's up
johnnythreetears 2
damn... sorry OP. on the bright side you weren't on it when it got hit. then there would be 2 people in the ambulance. FYL
amritsidhu6 0
insurance. dipshit
RileyL29 0
Whether OP has insurance or not, it's a sucky situation to be put in.
womanjesus 0
He probably does have insurance, dipshit. Maybe he isn't looking forward to the hassle with the insurance company, maybe he had emotional attachments to that bike specifically, maybe that was his only mode of transportation and he wpuld be without a ride for however long it takes for him to get a new one. Don't be so stupid.
parxxx 0
okay don't get insurance..I wanna see how happy you will be without it when you get a ticket
sourgirl101 29
Not all states/places require motorcycle insurance. Florida does not. But it is wise to have it.
briarisafaggot 0
fyl. that sucks so baad.
BWill9014 4
Now I bet you wish you got that "Ambulance Road Rage" motorcycle insurance...don't you
iAmScrubs 19
I have that insurance. I can't stand it when paramedics go crazy on me and try to run me off the road.
firegirl1702 4
haha. pull to the nearest curb!!!!!!
DeLpHe3zY 7
good people always seem to be the ones who get it the worst.. im happy you helped that person OP
imfrmbrklyn456 4
pretend u got ranned over so you can sue and get dat money
austinkiser 3
^ gl lying about that it only makes u look greedy and dumb
chili10 18
if you can make people believe that you got ran over by an ambulance car without having any broken bones, wounds, bruising, etc. then you deserve to be on the big screen my friend.
Enslaved 38
Insurance fraud= jail time.
STOPBANNINGME 0
Nice grammar, dumbass!
A7X_LoVeee 10
ranned over? lol.