Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. It was a one-way street. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
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Top comments
nzhx 23
I'd say "no reason at all" is not the right wording in this situation. There's no way there wasn't any other indication that you were driving where you shouldn't have been.
Sandsh8rk 36
The majority of cops are there to help you. Co-operate with them if you get pulled over and nothing bad will happen.
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Comments (44)
Symantha23 25
I agree #13. And you should really pay more attention when you are driving OP. You're lucky you didn't get into an accident
RealSuperSand 21
YDI. You never go full retard.
Mercipoo 13
Why was the cop driving in that direction?
leogachi 15
@17 My guess is that the cop was driving down an intersecting street, saw Op, and then followed them to pull them over.
Geckosrock99 33
And you didn't see any "Do not enter" or "one way" signs anywhere? You either need to be more attentive while you're driving, OP, or the city/town you were in needs to invest in said signs.
alex_gen 39
"No reason at all", yet police officer provides a valid reason.
Lalala579121 28
Here's your sign...
HeadlessSparrow 20
Idjit
FusionPlacebo 26
Ha! Wow! I thought this was an FML in my state. My school recently made our streets a one-way due to new construction zones at the school. After school with an empty parking lot, I was driving in the left lane when some idiot was going 30 mph and was about to cause a head-on collision. I had to swerve and actually hit the curb just to avoid him. YDI!!!
vikky538 29
I remember that one joke
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
I don't know- eg. Seattle can be confusing with all the one way streets I can see how that would happen- but for how long?