Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I ran into someone at a party I thought was a coworker and started talking to them about the company we work for. He listened to me for a bit, then said, “I think you think I’m someone else.” I apologized to this total stranger, walked away, and spent the rest of the party avoiding him. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
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sarah5745 41
Wow, YDI for sure.. How could you forget that?!
emmabear1995 18
Explain what happened and hopefully they'll understand, and maybe try to invite him over for lunch another time.
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Comments (84)
LennyComa 39
Why not share a car to do that? YDI for sure
Theadyren 22
That sucks.
davincidasecond 24
Your coworker could've definitely posted an FML... "Today, a coworker invited me for lunch, and we took separate cars on the way. I expected a good time. But I didn't expect to be, literally, chasing the guy as if he was trying to get the hell away from me, until I lost him on the highway. I guess I'm having lunch alone then... FML"
stoych 19
Well you're a certain kind of special aren't you!
subscript 15
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming
wfacsc 13
Sounds like something I would do, except I would have driven towards the police station, not out of town.
EpicRainbowzz 14
This reminds me of Dori
sjimpleton 18
how do you even
dolphinlvr7 24
Just like Dory in Nemo!
fantasyworld 39
How do you forget that?