Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
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Top comments
kak_999999999 12
If there was heavy traffic there's a big possibility that you could have spit on someone else's car...
olpally 33
Way to go, genius. That's a nasty habit anyways. YDI.
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Comments (74)
The_Big_Boss 20
I bet no one cared. You're not that important OP
RedPillSucks 33
One doesn't have to be important to be laughed at.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
And what habit would that be #50? The OP didn't say anything about tobacco. You've never coughed up some phlem and needed to spit it out?
kellyem2 20
I mean yeah, sometimes you have phlegm or something in your throat and sometimes you have to spit but you really shouldn't make a habit of it. That's a great way to spread disease. Also, I don't know how it is where you live but where I am there's a fine if you get caught spitting in public.
ckerane 16
spitting is disgusting
A_Perfect_Circle 12
Spitters are quitters!
macystar 14
Try again. Someone said that already.
catdogistheshit 1
Windows that clean huh?
Zverina 20
How is this an FML in ANY way? I saw a few comments about how this is nasty. How? It seems pretty normal to me. Sure, not everyone does it all the time, but it is far from nasty or a "bad" habit.
Michaelgf 13
All together now! YOU DESERVED IT!
DotDootyDot 17
If you REALLY needed to spit, you could have used a paper handkerchief or something...
EphMi 5
play it cool and use your sleeve to smudge it around the window like you intentionally did it to clean the window.
molliciousj 19
Hahahah. Good thinkin'! Creative! Lol.