Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, we did board breaking at a karate demonstration. I was nervous about failing in front of everyone, but I kept my cool. Good news, I broke the board. Bad news, I started crying like a baby because it hurt my hand. I'm 26. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
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Top comments
DooleyFTW 17
Well you don't need to be that flexible to knee yourself in the face! Pretty much anyone can do it. I wonder what OP was trying to demonstrate
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Tae Kwon D'oh!
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Comments (70)
BlissfulLiss 18
I used to do to do taekwondo... until I took a nose to a knee..
goose12321 11
Wouldn't they have taken a knee to the nose?
BlissfulLiss 18
I was referring to the "I used to 'X' then I took an arrow the knee" quote.
BlissfulLiss 18
'Arrow to the knee'* but now that I read over the initial comment I didn't even word that properly..I said "a" instead of "the". Oh well.
AngelLovesDerby 10
That really sucks..
hig999 19
Lol idiot
worldclassrager 41
This move is called knee to the nose...in this simple move you will break their nose like this *demonstration* thanks anonymous...
processengineer 9
keep your kicks low. dont Telegraph them.
Brock_Dudeson 11
I did that in a wrestling match once haha
Olympiakos10 15
Oh **** no. Please...just get off of FML...
KiddNYC1O 22
Giggity.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Damn you are flexible.
hastings101 4
on the bright side you can probably suck yourself off