Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
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Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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TomeDr 25
You don't need her. You need someone who is a lot more compassionate.
clevergirl98 20
Thats crazy. Im so sorry, not much of a loss if that was her reason for breaking up with you.
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Comments (105)
yaoi_chan 8
sorry I clicked ydi accidentally.
The_Skittish_One 27
Huh? I must be going crazy O.O Either I accidentally replied to a wrong comment now gone (can comments be deleted...?) or you edited your comment MAJORLY XD
Rainbow_Princess 16
I don't think you are the psycho here...
wansuhailah 10
I'd be happy if I were you, you deserve better.
JKPwnage 27
It's depression, not ASPD or BPD.
iBrittanyy 17
You don't need someone who would say something like that to you. You need someone who would be supportive and caring. Don't worry OP, time heals.
deathshead 19
She doesnt understand the difference betwwen depressed and a psycho? You dont need that shit right now forget her and work on getting out of depression, its hard especially if you are genetically dispositioned for depression like my family, but you gotta hold on, depression can warp your mind if you let it, when my mother was depressed after my brothers birth she was gonna hold me underwater till I drown so I coupdnt stop her from doing to my brother (yea I was like 2.5-3.5 years old I could really stop her) and once we where dead she would kill herself killing us first so she didnt leave us without a mother. Once I found out about this when I was old enough to really understand I was pretty damn happy she got out of it, so dont let the dpression make you do something crazy, get yourself out before you make a big mistake. thank god this isnt twitter or this would have been impossible to type.
Plumkittykat 7
Ok...first of all: being/having depression does not mean you ate pyscho. Second of all: she is a heartless bitch.
yukahnn 10
op just be the best op you can be.
allforfun 23
Selfish bitch. Girls like that end up as toys for men, no guys respect an attitude like that.