Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
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Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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Top comments
TomeDr 25
You don't need her. You need someone who is a lot more compassionate.
clevergirl98 20
Thats crazy. Im so sorry, not much of a loss if that was her reason for breaking up with you.
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Comments (105)
TallMist 32
Well, she... Maybe she... Yeah, no. She's a bitch.
Ivy_Kun 14
That makes it a lot worse
Shakazulu1216 13
It must have been depressing to date such an idiot.
falloutboytrash 10
I guess she's the American Beauty, and you're the American Psycho ;)
messymessiah 11
You're better off without that shit bro
SamMelody 11
I'm so sorry OP. People like that are complete idiots. I'm also depressed and people like her and people who decide to tell you its just in your head and top just get over it are just terrible.
RecklessNapkin 16
Th ****..thats so rude.
lostinareverie 21
You're MUCH better off, I know how difficult that can be. Use this time for you, to cope, learn things that can help, etc. Another lady will come along that will be much more sympathetic and possibly empathetic. Stay strong op.
fml510605 16
Depression is a mental illness... I don't understand how having a mental illness means that you're a psycho.
swanson_kaitlin 2
The way I see it, she did you a favor. You deserve better!