Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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I_am_that_guy 0
LMAO
dacman48 0
#11's right, some girls look their best in different moods. sometimes its when their crying, laughing, wateve. i had a gf who looked amazing when she was pissed off. pissed her off alot, just to see that face ;)
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Comments (265)
indianabummer 0
Maybe he means it in the "you seem more human" way. Like you are more available to him. Would you rather him tell you you look hideous when you cry? Think about it.
kBzee 3
What a douchebag...my ex laughed at me when my cat died so I know how u feel. FYL
SimonGF 0
Sikke en idiotisk kæreste du har..
Monikabug 9
Jeg er uenig, jeg tror, at kaeresten bare ikke hvad jeg skal sige. ツ For all my English speaking people, that says: I disagree, I think the boyfriend just did not know what to say. Lol ツ
volleyballx3 2
how is this an fmlll, ?
jif_fml 0
let's be honest: you're probably dating a douchebag and you should've seen this coming.
XxRayRayxX 0
he probabily got his words mixed up ya know?
underpaid011 0
what an ass. the cat should still be alive and he should have had a horrible accident involving his nuts and a meat grinder
Punkartmama 0
That's kinda creepy. Perhaps it was a joke, but that is still a really weird thing to say.
ColdGold 6
Ask him what he meant by that. Sorry for your loss.
not_intrested 0
sorry for your cat. I think your boyfriend was trying to make u laugh to make you feel better.