Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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I_am_that_guy 0
LMAO
dacman48 0
#11's right, some girls look their best in different moods. sometimes its when their crying, laughing, wateve. i had a gf who looked amazing when she was pissed off. pissed her off alot, just to see that face ;)
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luda111b 0
tacos
heypeoplezzz 0
Dude, he'd prob' trying to be nice. Confoting? Any howz, I got that name heypeoplezzz so what should I know, huh? :)
astro_plastic 0
Smack him with the kitty corpse at once.
mizzleshizzle 0
I lol'd
ohrlynow 9
haha, that's sick.
alexisthename 0
I pictured the cat lady from The Simpsons throwing the cats at Lisa when I read this, except the cats weren't dead there. Either way, smacking someone with a pussy sounds hilarious.
purplemnm 9
pussy smack and snack?
DGross 8
I'm going to agree it was just one of those times when he wasn't sure what to say and it came out wrong.. Of course a comforting hug would have probably gone over better but at least he didn't say something really retarded like "It's ok, I'll buy you another cat" ...
dacho 7
Reminds me of Angela's sick cat and Dwight.
AnaujiraM420 0
LMAO..only he froze her cat
Boddmon 0
lol!!
astro_plastic 0
hahaha Office reference FTW
BM13HC 0
Remembers me of a song by Merciful Fate(I think it's "Evil") where in the chorus it says "I love to see you cry" :P if you ever see your bf with black and white make up(called Corpse Paint) or wearing Viking-like armor then your bf is a Black Metalhead and he likes Merciful Fate :P PS. is your bf King Diamond?
FYLDeep 26
That song got stuck in my head the second I read that line in the fml. I would have wrote something similar to what you did if you didn't beat me to it.
astro_plastic 0
King Diamond is MY husband.
penpal33 7
I thought "love to see you cry" was sung by Enrique Iglesias?!!
RileyL29 0
What great advice, astro ass...
intensitive 11
I had a friend who said she thought she was prettier when she cried. He probably meant to say that rather than what he really said.
Free_Hugs10 0
I'm sure he just didn't know what to say in that situation and he thought that might comfort you. It definitely wasn't the best thing to say but he was just trying to be nice. Still FYL though because I can't even imagine what I will go through when I loose my dog.
Bellak23 0
what???!!