Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
The GOAT
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Me me me
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
Unrequited callousness
Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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I_am_that_guy 0
LMAO
dacman48 0
#11's right, some girls look their best in different moods. sometimes its when their crying, laughing, wateve. i had a gf who looked amazing when she was pissed off. pissed her off alot, just to see that face ;)
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Meru 0
The hell? ...Well at least he's honest.
SupermanXL 3
pretty sure he didn't mean it the way you interpreted it.
iamchuck 0
It probably gets him hot. I bet he likes to see the pain face too.
samantha_durano 6
x) lmao.
Nissi 17
Ugh, what a jerk.
dacman48 0
#11's right, some girls look their best in different moods. sometimes its when their crying, laughing, wateve. i had a gf who looked amazing when she was pissed off. pissed her off alot, just to see that face ;)
dacman48 0
yeah, sometimes people jusy look cute when theyre pissed. makes me kinda sad thats shes an ex though...
Lillies98 0
lol he was probably trying to male you laugh... if not just knee him in the balls and tell him you love watching him cry too
AJG390 0
Maybe he wanted to tell you that he loved you... But then he chickened out so he said I love seeing you cry instead.
AJG390 0
Or maybe he said he loves it when you cry because then he gets to hold you and make you feel better?
Zigma_fml 0
Maybe he meant you look beautiful when you cry. It's true with a lot of girls. He just couldn't think of the right words. Of course, if his tone said otherwise, then you should probably dump him.
aeliz 0
I think that he was trying to be sweet, too.
karina_said 0
i dont think this is an fml.. but i do think youre dumb.
fisheatsbear 6
cats and microwaves don't mix
theehottchik 0
wow. . agree with # 12.