Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML
Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
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Top comments
CrewBoy 10
Looks Like you just found Dinner!!!!
loserboii 11
Use that dead squirrel for Halloween decorations. That'll really scare the kids!
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Comments (59)
OhhIrony 6
Pick it up with the leaves on the ground and give the poor thing a proper burial. Then provide your hands with a ten minute long washing.
ktbadabing 10
Yeah
ktbadabing 10
Sorry, somebody else posted that on my account -.-
CrazyManNo9 29
Friends had to dig a dead skunk out from 8 feet under their patio. Stunk up the entire neighborhood.
madamazinDana45 6
EEWWWWWYYYYY
kawaiichick 9
Do get a rain gutter guard to deter at wild animals from future death, hope it helps, OP.
doglady 16
EWWWW FYL Sorry dude
Duckybird101 5
Oh the smell of decomp it will unfortunately be with you for a while.