Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
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Ozmat 0
wtf
blooglekoogle 0
yes yes you are. how could you not see a bunny rabbit? they're a hell of a lot bigger than a frog. I hope you go to hell for murdering innocent bunny rabbits.
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Comments (101)
jinxthejinx 0
[insert own boring frog story here] Also, you are a frog-killer, and a horrible, horrible person. Because, you know, you did it on purpose...
tmmundy 17
that's what I was thinking.....there's ur lunch!!!
ArthursLifeSucks 2
I found a frog with the lawnmower once. Blew it out of the discharge chute. Gruesome.
peacelovekat 0
yummers Justt pretend yr In France
fishycanswim 0
Poor little guy!
MissErikaHart 0
how did the frog fly up and hit u in the face? do the weeds ur whacking fly up in ur face too?
bugmenotmofo 34
f the frogs life
thefmlinator 10
mmm frogs legs
wokian 0
poor frog
Snarky50 0
Cool!