Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
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Ozmat 0
wtf
blooglekoogle 0
yes yes you are. how could you not see a bunny rabbit? they're a hell of a lot bigger than a frog. I hope you go to hell for murdering innocent bunny rabbits.
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Comments (101)
FarSide 23
If the leg hit you in the eye, and rest of the slaughtered frog hit you in the face, please tell us.... where was your eye when it got hit by the leg?
Frenchtony 17
you people are so dumb. someone wrote allmost the same stuff two days ago with an insect instead but you already forgot right ?
firechildredhead 0
We didn't forget. We just like to comment on each FML to make the OP feel loved.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I forgot...
like_its_ya_bday 0
haha I know I just said that. I honestly thought I was reading the same fml again lol.
like_its_ya_bday 0
um idk less then a week ago I'm sure
aeroliontvw 4
the same things happen to lots of people. example: how many people have ever had car wrecks?
catatonicsleep 17
My dog used to chase frogs... They used to squeal when he caught them... We tried to stop him but he would snufffle around under the plants... The squeal is creeepy
Jimboom 12
Free frogs legs. Most people have to pay for such things. Lucky bugger. :-P
like_its_ya_bday 0
wasn't there an fml about something like this but a bug and a fan? but either way that's gross
FYLDeep 26
He must have a serious weed whacker if the thing has blades on it. Must be for killing any wildlife that crosses his path.
looo0ceans 0
This is more of an FML for the frog.. =
hd9280 0
lol. I agree. frogs life is ******.
maya_papaya 0
Today, I was relaxing in the grass after bringing food to my tadpoles when a whirring sound abruptly interrupted my serenity followed by a stinging sensation in my left thigh causing me to lift up and smashed me into an immigrant worker's face that was caring after lawns for scraps of change. FML
firechildredhead 0
You win :)
rndg 0
You lose for being racist
letschat6 5
LOL!!!
Asstastic4 0
Eff the frog's life.
sourgirl101 29
Some need to go frogging to get such yumminess. I still rather just eat chicken though.