Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
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Ozmat 0
wtf
blooglekoogle 0
yes yes you are. how could you not see a bunny rabbit? they're a hell of a lot bigger than a frog. I hope you go to hell for murdering innocent bunny rabbits.
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Comments (101)
youlikefishstix 0
whacker! lol beavis and butthead are great!
TyIsGeek 0
clean it up and grill you some good ass frog legs!
SuicidalxDream 0
awwww.!!! poor froggy.! :( how sad. how could you weedwack a froggy, ang why did you put a weed wacker that was still on . by your face??
Nightstrike07 1
I'm calling bullshit on that, unless u were weed whacking while holding it from the base by your teeth, there's no way that much, if any, frog could hit your face, it's simple trajectory, had you said the frog guts painted your shoes, then maybe, learn physics before you lie about FMLs
Spierdalaj 7
Nooo, I love frogs :(
ThePwnapple 0
YDI for doing manual labor.
HeretoBlame 3
lol that's one amazing frog...how did it get there in the first place? I think they were trying to kill someone...
ohnoesnotagain 0
Frog's legs anyone?
Genesis215 1
Well, seeing as how weed whackers have a form of "splash-guard" to prevent debris from hitting the operator, what was your face doing near the bottom of a weed whacker?
rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0
WIN