Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, there's a kindly old lady at my gym who always looks over at me while I'm finishing on the elliptical. I thought she was checking me out. Turns out, since I always end my workout with 5 minutes on it, she thought I came to the gym, did 5 minutes on the elliptical, and left. She wasn't flirting. She was judging me. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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blackcats31 0
could you not see anything through the spandex? =|
Shokz992 0
It takes some guts to admit that to the world xD
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Comments (223)
junker311 0
you sound like one of those creepy ass men who stare and drool... no you don't sound like one, you ARE one. ew. YDI.
Dopplegangers 0
ur that creepy guy that gets on the machine in the back of the room and checks out ppl...yeesh!
gildedmuse 0
I'm 5'3"-5'4"ish, and while I'm only a B cup, I definitely curve out in the hips. Still when I had my bob cut - short, but not exactly a popular style for men - I got called 'sir' a few times. Almost always from someone standing behind me. If I do look like a guy, I definitely couldn't have passed as one over the age of 14. What's with the sirring?
austinisme247 0
the second that you said you were checking out a girl i knew you would say it was a guy
tisiphone_fml 0
So funny... I hate it when guys stare at me when I'm just trying to work out and be left alone at the gym. So glad one of you got your due bad karma.
tb15 0
I picture the OP as some bald 50 year old virgin in a trench coat
epicfail13337 4
I'd like to see this long-haired guy. How could anyone mistake a guy for a girl while he's wearing spandex?
pinkkCuteee 0
So you mean...YOU WATCHED HIS DICK RIPPLE. YDI
purfreak 0
****!!!
Jazzalyn 10
Trap, anyone? (Alternatively - Dude looks like a lady ^^)