Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
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heartagram_in_ro 0
how did you not know that your " best friend" was dating her before you?
InternetToughguy 0
get her to give you head then before you blow your load pull out and bust your nut in her eye (from what ive been told it hurts like shit) now as for your friend you should introduce his face to your fist :)
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Comments (83)
JennaFuFa 0
slutbagggg but yea still **** ure life
Leon111775 0
here is what you do. give your best friend head, then go kiss your girl. then ask her. How does it feel bitch!!!!
perdix 31
Sounds like your girlfriend has been cheating on your best friend with you! You're the ho! So, did your girlfriend's mouth taste sour? Did you sense a strange wang in her mouth? Maybe you ought to start a campaign to warn against the dangers of second-hand spunk.
FR35H 0
Hahahaha
fuck_our_lives22 0
thats disgusing lolll
jakeidk 0
well at least she didn't... well... uhhh... I guess she crossed every line. FYL
whitneyyy16 9
ill give you head if it makes you feel better;)
perdix 31
It would make me feel better. :D I looked at your profile and saw that getting such service would land me in jail. You look hot, but I still think that the prison anal rapes would make it just not worth it.
Boddmon 0
I second that.
exotica_fml 6
you are pathetic
swish22743 0
haha this is funny and just think 16 is legal in some states crazy but true!!
lilahhgee 0
16- wow... your a *****
Boddmon 0
You'd think she would ask him not to text or give him a heads up that she wouldn't have her phone. Your best friend is a jackass, your girlfriend is an idiot and a hoe, and you sir are quite stupid. Fail x 3
iranoutofnames 6
little ho.
ramtough993500 0
How bout you go have sex with another chick and then go have the other girl suck you off or even better if she has a sister just go sleep with her if possible.
whitneyyy16 9
good:) hahah idk what you mean