Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
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riii 0
Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.
bedspring_kiss54 0
YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace
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kelseyx66 0
looks like someone has a problem. online guy, newds.... you have a problem my dear.
nypd613 0
seriously, what kind of person tells a stranger (yes, he's still a stranger!!) online that she loves him when you can never know if that person he says he is even exists! And sending nude photos of yourself! "He" could have been a 5-year-old kid. Haven't your parents taught you a thing or two??
luckyducky123 0
It's spelled gross but that's only one spelling mistake out of about 100 that I'm going to correct. You really are a dumb child since it is easy to tell a five year olds voice from a sixteen year olds voice. See a five year old has a high pitched voice and a sixteen year old has a deep voice because he has gone through puberty. Now please, go play Pokémon or Barbie or whatever little twelve year olds do; Your too young to be on this site.
Bearsmomma 30
"you're "
Glam_fml 0
To the 12 year old: reading books about love and having lots of boyfriends does not by any means make you know what love is. You have a ton of growing up to do.
dancelover1012 0
Wow, do you seriously believe that you can't be young and fall in love? I'll have you know that I'm twelve, and fell in love with my best guy friend that I knew my whole life. I have never had a boyfriend, and only read a few romance books. Now, what do you think?
justchillin_fml 0
#95: in a few years, you'll have a completely different view of love. i thought i was in "love" with my best guy friend i had known for years at 12, but now when i see him it's like "wtf was i thinking." young love isn't impossible, but it's a different kind of love. you'll see.
luckyducky123 0
I think you have better spelling and sentence structure then the other twelve year old. But your not in love. Again its a little school girl crush. You don't understand it now, but give it a couple of years (probably more because even some sixteen - seventeen year olds believe they're in love when it's really only lust) and you'll see you weren't really in love. And romance novels don't tell you anything about love. Those are for our entertainement. So I think you twelve year olds need to stop trying to prove a point because your losing a battle that's never going to be won. Look back at this in a few years when you realize what really is and you'll laugh at your stupidity.
Eros_fml 0
Actually, studies have been done on young teenagers who say they are 'in love' and when they are around the person they are in love with, different receptors light up in their brain. Proving they do experience the feeling of being in love. Now how about you step off your high horse and stop acting like you are better than other people when you are not.
Lau_fml 0
"After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes"... Because, you know? When you say I love you to a guy, you gotta trade nudes
drinkupgorgeous 0
Wow. Just wow. Words cannot express how sorry I feel for you. It must be hard living with the incapability to have common sense. FYL for being a dumbass. But I put YDI. Because you do. SO BADLY.
stephsteph90 0
hahahahahahahaha pwned!!
technobutterfly 0
WTF were you doing on the computer for 5 hours? Get out more.
vcjesusfreak 0
you're an idiot
blahdsflksfd 0
This is why I dont like teenagers. Chatting online? Loving eachother wthout seeing, hearing, touching, smelling, or feeling eachother? Trading nudes? Are you freaking out of your mind?!
my_fml_account 2
Grampa, what are you doing on the internet?
blahdsflksfd 0
Im 21...and Im getting a masters in computer science. Online relationships are asinine
Anon98WithCake 0
Wow you feel the need to brag on a site like this? Your likely 30 and living in your parents basement, posting on websites all day about a fictitious life to make yourself feel better about your crap stain of a life.
blahdsflksfd 0
So, whats wrong with being 35 and living in my moms basement playing D&d with my friends and stuffed animals? Just because I do that doesnt make me a loser, it makes you a high school kid who doesnt know about the real world. Thats right Mr Fluffles, its all right, dont cry.
arms_akimbo 0
Desperate much?