Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
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Top comments
riii 0
Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.
bedspring_kiss54 0
YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace
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Stupidstupidrat 0
Ah, falling in love after 5 hours of internet chat. Love? Your stupidity cheapens the very concept.
Jord111222333 0
stupid iPhone replaced my word. Brice=neice . lmao
staceypl613 0
you shouldn't send anything on the web, you so deserved that one.
ChefBoy6382 0
ANYTHING????? Thats way harsh, you must be some kind of old idiot
Gisela_fml 0
You are so stupid, I don't even know where to begin. You said I love you to someone you had never met, after only 5 hours of talking to them? I would say that your life is ****** not so much because your niece embarrassed you but because you are pathetic and needy and have no common sense.
kewl92 0
you said you loved him after you'd talked to him for 5 hours online? wow desperate much?
xxdani 0
wow, your niece was willing to chat with you online for 5 hours just so that would happen? thats a tad bit sad. oh and YDI
rockonCB4 0
What the **** girl!? Why are people SO KEAN to send random strangers nude photos! Proof you should never ever talk to people online.
milgalo 0
Hey, there.
naomi9241 0
Wow. Times like this make me hate procreation. After all of the other comments, it's fairly unnecessary to point out that rushing to 'love' and to send naked pictures, over the internet, after FIVE HOURS, to someone you don't know, is utterly moronic. ...Oops. Guess I just did. Well, if you ever Google yourself, don't be surprised with what comes up. All I can say. Whether it's your niece or another 'guy' you fall in 'love' with - consider yourself warned.
MeMeMe123455 0
Doesn't anyone want to know why the niece would want nudes of her aunt in the first place? blech.
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Girl, I think your niece just did you a favour. You were lucky it was just her and not some random guy who runs off to 4chan with your pictures. Now you learned not to be so stupid with only minimal embarrassment. Thanks your niece and use your brain next time. Oh, and you don't love a guy after chatting to him for 5 hours.