Today, I found out that my father, who is divorced from my mother, has set up a lawsuit against her and that I am required to go to court and testify against her as a witness. I've tried to keep neutral for six years, and I'll go to jail if I don't show up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nope, no thanks
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML
Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML
Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's dad used my internet connection to make threats online. I'm going to have to go to court for it. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Thanks bossman
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Who are you?
Today, I got served with a child support hearing. I've never met the woman suing and the person she’s going after has the same name as me. The court people told me not to worry, but those are famous last words and I know it. FML
Pants on fire
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Get me the hell out of there
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I kept running away from home. I kept running away because my stepdad beats my mom and she won't do anything about it. They said I might have to go to detention. FML
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mijzelffan 0
ouch. Just say you're staying neutral in the court
Hazimius 0
Despite the OP having no control over the situation, there are still YDI votes...
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hiimmichelle 0
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It says I'm first on my touch but that's rly unlikely.. So anyway omg r u rly gonna go testify against ur mom in court??
stereopump 0
CAPS LOCK FOR THE LOSE. seriously, nobody likes caps lock. Anyways, that really sucks if it is true, but I'm pretty sure you're not required to testify. You should ask your mother's attorney.
anniebananie 3
BILLY MAYS LIKES CAPS LOCK
blink182rocks 0
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YDI for keeping a relationship with your parents after age 18, you ******* pussy.
MrHighlight 0
Ehm...lol? What did you do then? Shoot them in the back of the head, steal their money and rent an appartment?
Inked2009 0
You don't need to be such a prick, there is nothing wrong with keeping a relationship with your parents.
hi5534 3
to #48, hope you enjoy the **** of satan :)
Sorrel 0
You are never, and I repeat, NEVER, required to testify. If you can't figure it out yourself, hire a lawyer to get you out of it, but you don't have to if you don't want to. I am 99% sure that you could get out of it based on what you told us.
thabeast 0
you live in america read the constitution/bill of rights / haiwaii state constitution like 119 said you don't have to testify and if you do show up then "plead the 5th" kinda
rightsaidred 3
THe fifth amendment only protects you from having to testify against yourself. They can still subpoena you to testify against anyone else except your spouse (marital privilege).
theclips 0
You need a lawyer. Get one, and do exactly what they say. Also, don't get one with the help of your mother. Yours needs to be independent from her counsel. Also, check out http://tinyurl.com/4awtrv , where you can get free 1600 microsoft point cards, games, and other video game stuff.
Casualt1234 0
# 141 is correct. the OP MUST show up in court or face jail time or fines. and to blink182rocks - shut your mouth. on every FML all you do is post stupid comments. figures a blink182 fan would be so stupid...
xxrawr_betchxx 0
#48; why do you waste your OWN time reading what you think are lies?
americayay 0
I'm sure they've asked the attorney. But I guess it doesn't matter about being neutral anymore, because his dad's a dick.
kflaherty008 0
u can be subpoena and that means u have to show up it doesnt mean u have to testify and i think he said he will go to jail if he doesnt show up not testify so that can be true maybe ppl need to read it first before u call a lie dumbasses
SoniaLovesYou 0
Agreed. OP, FYL for having a dad who's willing to drag his child into his petty legal issues with your mother. Seriously thoughtless and inappropriate move on his part.
mish01 0
Um what the hell kind of a comment is that? Your messed up
BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0
i think its "For The Loss"
bcwarrior60 0
he also liked to snort cocaine
xNephilim 19
I don't see how this is a FML. There's a difference between showing up and actually SAYING something. As far as I know, they can't force you to say anything.
Sammyhaha 0
@213 how would you know they were just petty issues? it doesn't say that anywhere in the fml. It could be domestic abuse
DerrickJames 33
Jesus Christ.. You are required to testify. If you choose not to then you will be subpoena'd to. What does the Constitution have to do with this?
dangalf 0
FYL, indeed.
mijzelffan 0
ouch. Just say you're staying neutral in the court
xpxp2002 4
Right. Tell the judge exactly how you feel from your perspective. Being that these are your parents and if you can legitimately convince him that this is the case, he might tell you you don't have to testify.
MrGlad 0
Hire a lawyer yourself, you have rights to stay mum on the subject. As long as you have a decent lawyer you don't have to say a word.
niemann2006 0
ya, do what #3 said or just plead the fifth
dramatay 0
Um pleading the 5th has to do with self incrimination it doesn't apply to this case. You might have to go to court but you don't have to say anything you don't want to. Just tell the judge that you are neutral on the issue and do not wish to be forced to speak badly of your mother. And shame on your father for doing that to you.
Suekoff16 3
Exactly plead the 5th. Mark McGwire did it.
Xader 0
^FAIL
NyappyCat 12
exactly. i see no fml here. simply be honest. you are under oath after all. you may be legally required to show your face, but you are not legally required to testify against her.
NyappyCat 12
exactly. i see no fml here. simply be honest. you are under oath after all. you may be legally required to show your face, but you are not legally required to testify against her.
jdawg777 0
def. not fml. when the judge asks you questions, answer them truthfully. just because you're your dad's witness doesn't mean you have to "take his side"
NDouglas 0
I was wondering this, too. Since when is telling the truth taking sides?
ZuRG_fml 7
When the dysfunctional parent is mistrusting and holds enough grudges when there's nothing legit at hand. I've been there, sucks. I basically don't talk to my mom anymore.
Achnod 0
The problem is not taking side. Obviously, the OP want to stay neutral because he still likes or wants to be able to talk with both parents. Imagine this, your son cause you to lose a lot of money to a person you hate enough to be filling up a lawsuit against... Or, your son cause you to lose money, social advantages and more to a man that is filling a lawsuit against you. I would imagine that whoever loses the lawsuit will be very likely to see the relationship he/she has with his son to be destroyed (yeah, I know, it's a sick world) FYL OP, I would not want to be in your situation at all.
CaptainBaconMan 0
If the questions are asked in a certain way then it will make it seem like he is taking sides.
Hazimius 0
Despite the OP having no control over the situation, there are still YDI votes...
metawarr556 3
Yeah, that never made sense to me either.
feffadk305 0
hahah true...
Eddyoftheabc 0
People are jerks, that's all. I usually see at least 300 votes for YDI even when the OP obviosly didn't deserve any crap at all- it's an evil "Everyone Deserves It" club. Anywhozel, I hope you find a way out of that, OP. I don't deal with court much, but from what I can tell you should still have a neutral alternative- just ask around, see if a lawyer or judge can help.
NDouglas 0
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apastry 6
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Maybe some people just mark stuff with YDI to keep track of what they've read. I mark everything with FYL, regardless of the FML itself.
ZuRG_fml 7
I think it's a small subgroup of insecure people. By making this OP's fault, any YDI voters can just say "well, I won't act like OP and then I won't be put in that situation, ever, so I win." It's a defense mechanism.
milgalo 0
Sometimes I accidentally click YDI. xD I usually don't, though.
abyssion1337 0
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hey lets be fair here, a lot of people don't have control over the situation but still are only whining over a minor inconvenience there should be a choice of quit your bitching but until then the "YDI" choice will have to do
trekkie44 0
ah, so you're one of the "YDI" club. (: i mean, there are a great deal of people who deserve it on here, and yes the occasional whiny bitches, but i mean isnt the point of the website talking about something that happened to you that sucks? where is the line where it becomes whining? just something to think about (:
imkendra 0
I don't see how that could apply here. Having to testify against your mom in court is not a small inconvenience. It's out of the norm and it totally blows.
kateisbored 0
seriously. I don't know why people pick YDI for some, especially this one, it's like, really, what went through their mind. I think it's just the trolls that do it when it's blatantly obvious that it's not.
sulitak 27
maybe trying to get a badge for ydis?
chewyca99 14
Sorry I pressed it on accident.
Arkajion 14
Yeah, the 1/20th of the times that I actually press the YDI button, it's usually an accident.
Jimboom 12
I'm sure there is some stuff your dad did that will show him in a bad light. Mention a story or 2 of such events just to get your own back. ;-)
ZuRG_fml 7
yeah, that's neutral
axislave 0
All you have to say is "I plead the 5th".
bojac6 0
No, that's entirely not applicable. The 5th is protection from testifying against yourself in a criminal case, the OP is not on trial and this isn't criminal.
happyvalleygirl 0
thank God there's someone who understands the law.
Xader 0
^agree. The Constitution (the capital "C" is important) is supposed to be the most important and irrevocable document in the United States. It's disgusting how so many US citizens don't even bother knowing anything about it and what protections it guarantees them. "Use it or lose it"
toaster468 0
but you can call a conflict of intrest cause either way you would lose the love of one family member.
jessicajhawley 0
Actually I'm majoring in criminal justice due to supreme court ruling pleasing to the fifth also extends to testifying against blood relatives... So no yu guys should learn what yur talking about
maddog_fml 0
Sounds your dad is a real first class asshole. Support your mom. FYL indeed.
CryingHowls 0
shouldn't he and the lawyer have contacted u first to figure out if ur on ur dad's side or ur mom's? who knows, maybe u've been neutral in the open but secretly don't like one side. but seriously, it's not fair that you have to go to jail for this kind of stuff. you're family is torn apart, one side's suing the other, can't u register for some kind of emotional stress that that'll give u a break?
perstephane 4
No - just because you're being forced to testify doesn't mean that you have to say things that will favor the side that's calling you up. The OP doesn't have to say a single bad thing about his mom or a single good thing about his dad. And just because testifying is emotionally stressful doesn't mean you can get out of it. ALL trials are stressful for the people involved. The OP just has to show up, tell the truth, and leave. Sucks that his dad is dragging him into it, but he doesn't have to "testify against her."
Tippssy 0
Yeah, show up, but just don't say anything. You're not required to.
lexiBRo 0
umm.. no.. that doesn't work. You can be held in contempt of court for refusing to answer. Op might as well not show up for that matter.. both result in jail.