Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
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MiseryMan 0
It is typical for some animals to use the smell of their own urine and feces to attract a mate. The smell is a sort of biological turn on. OP should see if this theory works for humans too.
picturetaker 0
YDI for being lazy. and wouldn't you notice if someone didn't flush?
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Comments (43)
ohmandapants 17
"someone"=you. stop trying to blame your epic fail on someone else. ydi for thinking you have skills.
Dead_and_Gone 0
i did that yesterday except there was no shit or piss in the toilet.
LMFAOwhilereadin 0
eww happened to me before but toilet was flushed lol
walterdisney 0
Aww man! That sucks!
FerrariCake 2
That "someone" being... you?
Paneity 0
Jesus #35, it's just an FML, they're meant to be funny. There's no need to go off on one about him being a failure at life. Untwist your knickers.
L0VEPiNK07 0
yeah, probably would've been smart to go in a stall that didn't have a toilet full of shit in it. that'll teach you to be lazy amd not lean over!
suzanabanna 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwww u changed in a stall that had crap in it
bandaid52 0
By somebody you mean YOU.
_NameTaken_ 0
Dude, if I had a dollar for every time that happened to me, well, I'd have enough money that I would just go out and buy another shirt. You think I'd learn from my mistakes, no.