Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend got very mad at me after finding several appointments with "Amanda" in my calendar. Amanda is my psychiatrist. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
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DEXter501 0
This is where you simply switch up all those numbers and have her basically reveal it to everyone herself.
KVKdragon 26
ouch. maybe you should dump her. looks pretty clear that she has other weekly hookups besides you. if you do though, don't mention the phone. otherwise, you'll be at fault and seem like the insensitive one to others.
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Comments (201)
nupster 0
that's way my girlfriend keeps her phone far from and even goes with it to the bathroom.
Zombie65 0
at least you got a weekend :-)
humzizzl3 0
hahaha I like this fml, I would do this as well makes things simpler :]
Lizbean 0
hmm. that's a good idea she has
airforcebound 0
when only one of yall (you) says your in a relationship you probably arent, sorry partner u got played like a bitch
cmb87 0
hey as long as she's ok with you screwing other girls, might as well stick with it. Although she is a bitch for not being up front with you.
Mewtwo_fml 1
Post her cell phone number in as many public places as possible. Including here. FYL
anti_average 5
I think this is a good oppurtunity. OP should have really push his limits for fulfilling whatever sexual fantasies he has one final time then just as he finishes he should say the words: "We're over." Win ^_^
TjL_fml 0
Why the **** is she allowed out of the kitchen on Saturday anyways. Damn get your pimp hand out
marierad 0
wow. i would flip out if this happened to me. i think its fishy that she made you promise to NEVER go through her phone. its clear shes hiding something. that would make me want to look at it even more. i think its fairly normal to poke at your bf/gf's pics on their phone and such. its usually just their pets and pics of beer or something but it nice to see into their world. to know whats importent enough for them to take a pic of. and texting for them while their driving is fine too b/c its safer. to do all this you need to actually look at and use their phone. you shouldnt have to hide your phone from your partner. I dont think the OP did anything wrong, I prob. would have done the same. i dont think YDI at all, but your your life does suck.....im sorry OP I hope you work things out in a way that makes the situation less horrible. btw you should play a trick on her. tell her you have made reservations at the best place in the city for dinner......on a FRIDAY! =)