Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend got very mad at me after finding several appointments with "Amanda" in my calendar. Amanda is my psychiatrist. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
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DEXter501 0
This is where you simply switch up all those numbers and have her basically reveal it to everyone herself.
KVKdragon 26
ouch. maybe you should dump her. looks pretty clear that she has other weekly hookups besides you. if you do though, don't mention the phone. otherwise, you'll be at fault and seem like the insensitive one to others.
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Comments (201)
sarcdude 3
Oh man, nice name. Normally I have issues with looking through people's phones, emails, etc. But the fact that she made you promise not to look, makes me feel like that was one situation in which you should as if she had something to hide.q
cruzer555 1
are you high?!? you f**king idiot, privacy is for people with something to hide, you can take my phone and examine it all you want I don't care cause I know I'm innocent. only secretive people with skeletons in the closet wont let others search their phone!
Aliyette 0
aaawww....that sucks majorly! lol but at least u can feel comfortable with the fact that she's well organized!
katelannicole 0
youu were 'causually looking through herr phone'? yourr a snoop. :) and, shes a hoe.
angel55033 12
safe to say she's a ***** and you left her? if not you're dumb, she prob has the whole year dated out hahaha
JERZBornNRaised 7
well bro this happened to me well gettin played haha, its a part of life, just make sure the girl your with doesnt have a guy best friend, unless he likes penis then its ok, theres no threat then :)
MisfitScott 0
If she's getting paid...stick it out for a while and she what you can get out of this mess.
SunshineKilla 0
You said that Saturday was the only day you see your girlfriend, yet the date you posted this was 10/19, which was a Tuesday.
Cinn_fml 23
A) The OP might not have posted it the day he found out. FMLs are simply required to start with 'Today'. B) All FMLs are moderated, which can take up to a few days. C) I doubt the time difference helps point B. D) Does it even matter? It's still a sucky situation.
blaire_isabella 0
At least she has an organization system. Some girls don't even bother with that.
LA_Barbie 11
HAHA this is the BEST fml I have read in a long time! :D OP: dump her! all I have 2 say is "once a playa always a playa." oh yea and as ****** up as what she did is, I have high respect for her creativity, I want to meet her! lol