Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bradford, United Kingdom
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Anonymous
United States
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
brokenkneechick
United States
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
meantowheels
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Chase scene
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
drew
United States
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
william
United States
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
My hip hurts
Sorry!
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
He wanted you to join the chair committee
Ddevon 4
don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.
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lindseyluvszac 4
Unfortunatly he could say 'well I can't use me legs..' and you cant help but forgive him, jk maybe he was in a rush
Alexisthebestest 16
...was it a motorized one?
ilynorrington 0
i feel like the guy in the wheel chair should have submitted an fml instead, saying today, as i was wheeling myself around a moron wouldnt get outta the way :)
ChicoboC 2
LMAO, I have a very close friend who uses a motorized chair and people are always accusing her of trying to run them over or yanking their kids out of her way. She's never hit anyone (other than me) that I know of, either....but I wouldn't blame her if she did. People don't know how to walk.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Due date!! :)
JRFaceless 8
How can you not dodge that?!
Buttsexpirate 9
Shouldn't have been standing on the murderball field!
salvorican 24
Here's a warning to EVERYONE. My cousin uses a wheelchair that weighs twice as much as I do. If he doesn't run people over NO ONE is going to give him space to get anywhere. So respect the wheelchair and move out the way bitch :D
FarSide 23
Two can play that game. Maybe somebody needs to stick a broomstick in the spokes of your cousin's chair...
salvorican 24
You lose already. He's got a pimped out motorized wheelchair. The broom wouldn't be able to stop it ;)
Buzzy123 7
I'm smelling a new Jackass movie...
mgsoloist 14
Yeah too bad one of them is dead...minor details.
btbamfan75 0
man, you give these handicapped people a parking space close to the grocery store and they think they can do anything...
Buzzy123 7
Correcting for 28 "I'M smelling a new Jackass movie.."
twisted54 1
Yup. That's exactly what they said. Good job! :)