Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Chase scene
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Sorry!
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
He wanted you to join the chair committee
Ddevon 4
don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.
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Comments (143)
Bluemonster3 26
Owned
Furry_dude 6
The lesson to be learned here is.........don't **** with handicapped people
2wenty0ne21 0
Break his arms :D
12vballchick12 5
that's pretty insensitive...
FarSide 23
Some people might think getting run over by a wheelchair is sort of insensitive....
G97Alex 21
THEY SEE ME ROLLING, THEY HATING!!!
syfool 4
Well, you've been ridin' dirty!
oakeidoakei 9
I agree, your life sucks.
zacharytk72 5
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?? O.o Brutally???
onthetoilet 3
Thank you, drive thru
leadman1989 16
He lost his legs in nam... Get up and brush yourself off you ain't got time to bleed!
Ilikeurfmls 13
I was in a wheelchair , and it's jerks like you that dont move your asss' so we can get around! it is not very easy :/
Rach227 8
To be honest as much as I agree with that, people dont move their ass for you or give you room even if your not in a wheelchair! He could have just said excuse me too... then run over OP if they didnt move lol
salvorican 24
It gets old when u have to yell "EXCUSE ME" at everyone and they still won't move. It sucks that op got run over but people need to pay attention and let them go by 1st
ICaughtFire 4
Since when does being in a wheelchair mean you should get to "go first"?
RoseIsMe 0
Since when does being able to walk mean it's okay to make things difficult for all the people who can't?
ShyAnn29 15
I have a wheelchair, it's so annoying at how stupid people are, they just stand in your way, like you're not there, it's very very irritating!!
notthechosen 6
I know exactly what you mean, when I am in my chair the amount of people that will stand in the way .... on the wheelchair ramp at that is absolutely disgusting. The worst part is that when you ask them to move they look at you like you are in the wrong place. BTW the wheels at the front of pretty well any chair are far to small to climb over anyone. even to go up a 1" curb you have to tip a bit. It couldn't possibly run over anyone completely
2wenty0ne21 0
Someones jealous