Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
Today, I found an old USB drive in a drawer and spent the afternoon going through the files, expecting embarrassing photos from school. Instead, I found a spreadsheet I'd made at 16, listing every person I had a crush on, complete with rankings and notes. I'm now terrified someone will find my “Top 10” list. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Today, I bought an expensive notebook because I wanted to become the kind of person who plans everything. On the first page, I carefully wrote my goals, habits, and schedule. I haven't opened it since. It is now the most organized thing I own. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
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jodulieu 3
and apple thanks you...
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
46 shut the **** up
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Comments (199)
luvppl 6
lolol I can c why it's really addicting to buy stuff on iTunes...
allmidnighteyes 11
µTorrent and Mediafire, you idiot.
dizzaymizlizzay 11
Bit torrent junkie. People need to learn how to get their media.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
12- brand new! :D
MadPercussion 0
I actually enjoy support the bands that I like, so I'll stick to iTunes.
allmidnighteyes 11
Most artists signed to big labels don't make any money off of music sales. They make money off of merch and tours. But nice try.
Jaxon26 0
I have 1,226 songs on iTunes. How much money is that?
PeteElMalo 0
too much
itslilly 0
$1213.74
CateXOX 0
14- How many songs you have is irrelevant to the FML. 94- Not if some of them were on albums.
miniluda12 12
More than OP.
iltoudemone 0
dumbass...also I don't see how this is an FML
trinity333_fml 0
I would do the spreadsheet thing... but I wouldn't spend $800 on iTunes....
BLoDo7 0
that makes you more of a loser than OP.
TheSithAssassin 15
The $800 for sure...... I don't know anyone who would do that mostly because we've moved on to better things.
HSOMGF 5
You totally could have downloaded all that music for free. YTDI
RyanX92 0
personally I jailbreak my iPod thus I get free games I use to use limewire but that got shut down so now I use frostwire lol
vilas 0
limewire and frostwire both suck, just get utorrent and bit Che and your good to go.
jazzyjada10 6
i do the same thing
MuffyStJacques 0
Hopefully it was money spent on great music.
evey1991 0
Haha well that's just sad