Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, during an interview, in my nervousness I accidentally handed the interviewer an A4 paper with my doodles and a grocery list instead of my resume. I guess they now know I need to buy more milk and have a questionable talent for drawing stick figures. FML
Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Explain to him you were drawing an arm, let him laugh at your ridiculous attempt at art and then after a few weeks the whole thing will blow over!
GenevieveL 0
Either you suck at drawing or that's one gross-looking dick.
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Comments (229)
iloveloosy12 0
ydi for slacking off
jamieeeee 0
hahaha artist fail.
Bamfy_McBamf 0
tease the mail clerk about being so obsessed with dick that he thinks of it when he sees an arm =)
deadsrs 0
Please tell me you handled this situation by calmly explaining that you are possesed by a horrible dick drawing ghost. That should save your job.
deadsrs 0
Lmao... I don't know why but the word doodling in that sentance cracked me up... and I agree. However do not forget that after these actions you must henceforth always doodle random penises around the office.
Free_Hugs10 0
It actually says he was drawing an arm with muscles on a notepad, not that he was drawing muscles on his actual arm. Because THAT wouldn't make any sense :)
KurouTenshi 0
Did you draw the fangs, the wings, and the fire, and scream "TROGDOOOOOR!!!!1!1!!"?
xhalighx 0
That's the first thing that I thought!!! Strong Bad, ftw.
Jen_J_the_J 0
wow u must b bad. i love how the clerk was "offended" lol snickers, i really am sorry but ur comment made absolutely no semse, what so ever to me... were u trying to go off topic and b funny? r just like miss thr fml completely? :/ dont mean to sound mean, just confused ^.^
KurouTenshi 0
eh, don't feel bad. :/ sometimes I just plain read too fast and things come out a lot more messed up than they are. it's like making typos--but with my eyes.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
Don't worry it happens to all of us. I'm very glad you're back to being funny! misspellers will live on, there's too many of us :) lol OP - are u serious?!?! noo I just dnt believe it can b that bad. and YDI for leaving u things out in the open you could of turned the page or something.
MadaZer0 8
Snick this isn't the first time you misread something because you're tired... :/
babybubz 0
it's funny how quick she is to point out someone else's mistakes.. when she's made several herself. and it's always because she's 'tired' ..like no one else posting on FML is ever tired.
deadsrs 0
Everyone else posting obviously needs to just start living up to snick's standards. It must be hard to be perfect when you have to sit on such a tall pedestal. Come on now. :-)
MadaZer0 8
Dead is so win
babybubz 0
I have nothing against her ..but people are entitled to make mistakes. you need to correct eeeeveryone ..and then you make a boo boo lol
lilusa 0
This is eerily similar to that one episode of it's always sunny...where Dennis and Mack make arm shaped party invitations, but they really look like boy genitals.
Belief_fml 0
This is what I immediately thought of.
magnetic_aura 26
That was my first thought too! "what's manlier than a bicep?" haha
ewrek 0
ydi who the hell draws arms
KurouTenshi 0
the same people who use the shake weight
ImaginaryFoe 1
^Comment and name win
KurouTenshi 0
Thanks :) the name stems from the Black Angel of Death, the guardian angel who removes pain and guides your soul to heaven. Kurou (black) Tenshi (angel) :D
x805xUnknown 6
You sound like a great artist.