Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, during an interview, in my nervousness I accidentally handed the interviewer an A4 paper with my doodles and a grocery list instead of my resume. I guess they now know I need to buy more milk and have a questionable talent for drawing stick figures. FML
Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Explain to him you were drawing an arm, let him laugh at your ridiculous attempt at art and then after a few weeks the whole thing will blow over!
GenevieveL 0
Either you suck at drawing or that's one gross-looking dick.
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Comments (229)
AngryNinja 1
mad, you playa. big boobs don't equal big brains. *sigh* men.
CustomFerrari 0
then what are in yours dinosaur eggs?
AngryNinja 1
big axe/sword.. dirty! >:D
KurouTenshi 0
yes, well, having long since mastered the regulated scythe, I got bored and picked up an arsenal of weapons that are genarally 3-5 times their regular size for comical effect :)
AngryNinja 1
omg. kurou, you're making my dirty mind worse! i wasn't aware this was possible..
KurouTenshi 0
LOL, use Old Spice! I mean...Axe, how dirty boys get clean. Well, you're a girl...but you do have an axe...and I have a giant band aid :D and Pop•Tarts ^^ wait what were we talking about? O_o'
AngryNinja 1
kurrs, you lost me. but now i'm jellin' and want some poptart. xDD
KurouTenshi 0
and that would be because Pop•Tarts are the most amazing snack. best served: toasted
KurouTenshi 0
and buttered* (ampercand...)
AngryNinja 1
hehe.. buttered. makes me think of the movie mean girls. XD