Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
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Spadiethestar 0
Seems to me that for some babysitters it's okay to fall asleep when they are suppose to watch over kids.. When they are paid for watching over the kids... And then come and complain if something wrong or just stupid happen.. YDI, and you should be grateful that nothing worse happened.
ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0
LMAO @ "discipling"
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Comments (142)
sunshinedudette 0
1. You failed on your job. 2. The parents failed at their job. Everybody loses.
jaeilssanguh 0
Kid needs a beatdown.
exile529 0
hahahahahaha
Caidoz_fml 0
Fail. You should have put the brat to bed in the first 15 minutes and not put up with that crap. I hope you milked those parents for like 30 extra dollars.
haille_fml 0
30 dollars? a kid threw up on me once and the parents paid me double! lmfao
xelectrickiss 0
how about everyone gets a hold that the person can't spell and stop freaking harping about it.? we get it. about 20 different comments pointed it out, and we're not stupid, we know its discipline. stop obsessing out over a word and focus on the fml.
null_fml 11
This is why people should hit (but not beat, stick to an appropriate level obviously) kids.
ZuraLasgeon 0
You deserved it for sleeping while you're supposed to be WATCHING a child. I'm TOTALLY getting a Nanny Cam when I have to hire a baby sitter for my future children. Sort out the riff raff.
soxgirl54 0
learn to spell
UGADawg08 1
And you didn't video tape it?!
Twixnumber2 0
LOL get her back! hmm... Blackmail? jk just be like its ok... i forgive you:) *evil smile* give her a hug and whisper into her ear... "sleep with one eye open punk. now go to bed sweetie!" >:)