Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
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Spadiethestar 0
Seems to me that for some babysitters it's okay to fall asleep when they are suppose to watch over kids.. When they are paid for watching over the kids... And then come and complain if something wrong or just stupid happen.. YDI, and you should be grateful that nothing worse happened.
ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0
LMAO @ "discipling"
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harlehatschi 0
fyl for the fact that someone would find a body if you killed the bastard
sheheartsthings 0
If you tried to disciple me I'd pee on you as well.
DarkStriker 0
How old are you?
Rldiamond90 0
This is why I NEVER babysit EVER.
rabidhatter 0
You should be fired and not paid for the night for falling asleep, the girl should be beaten severely (if I had done something like this my parents would have beaten me to death lol).
I2OI3 0
YOU TOOK IT AS AN APOLOGY FOR WHAT? SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S MORE TO THIS STORY - SPILL THE BEANS!
rukusrazor 0
YDI of course. Kid is still a real brat.
ilikesexyparties 0
you deserve it for falling asleep. but that kid should be stoned
thesinisterlove 0
Well, that will teach you to be discipling her when you should be disciplining her. kids hate disciples
Rawrrr14 0
That little bitch! agh. This is why I hate some babysitting jobs. It can be so hard not to flip out on kids. I hope you got paid extra that night.
Me27 0
LMAO #49.