Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
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Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
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Spadiethestar 0
Seems to me that for some babysitters it's okay to fall asleep when they are suppose to watch over kids.. When they are paid for watching over the kids... And then come and complain if something wrong or just stupid happen.. YDI, and you should be grateful that nothing worse happened.
ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0
LMAO @ "discipling"
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TryToBeKind 0
My friend's kid used to act up all the time and when he lost video games and things like that, or was exiled to his room (which only had a mattress/sheets/one days worth of clothes), he'd pee/poop all over. The child was 11. So friend was forced to stay WITH him when he was in time-out. He told a therapist that a) he didn't care that he got punished, as long as it meant mommy had to stop what she was doing (like talking to a friend/eating a meal at a restaurant) and pay attention to him and b) it hurt his feelings that she'd rather go to school and work than homeschool him/see a friend instead of play with him etc. Yeah, he was a little brat.
crvenazvezda 0
i agree with #3, but wow what an a**hole kid. i would have made her smell it like you would do to a dog.
sugarspyce 0
kids like these make abortion seem like the right choice.
woxy 0
Damn, I know it's not exactly socially acceptable to spank someone else's kid but I would have done it. Sue me, Lady. The sad thing is, the parents probably didn't even do anything about it once they arrived home.
papahemp 0
you're a dum@**
jjhawk 0
pwned by a little kid ouch, i hope you at least rubbed their face in it
kellster 2
Okay, what the hell. First off, she was bratty, then I guess you skipped the part where you disciplined her (btw, that's how it's spelled) - what did you do to the kid in this disciplining? And then for some reason she came to sit by you on the couch, and you chose to take a nap. Wtf. And then the kid peed on you. You should have been fired for sleeping on the job. It's not like the kid was in bed, it was 2am, and you accidentally drifted off! The kid was wide awake! And any kid who obviously had behavior problems in the first place was a kid that needed watching. What would you have done if this bratty child had taken your nap as an opportunity to go outside and run into the street? It would have been a lot worse than getting peed on! I hope you don't babysit any more. You clearly aren't responsible enough!
Jimboom 12
You could always trash the place and tell the parents that the kid did it.
noclevername 0
That's awful, and the kid's clearly a brat, but really you shouldn't have fallen asleep while looking after a child.
squeaksx24 0
Oh my gosh! What a little snot. That is so disgusting.