Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
Today, a five year-old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML
Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
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sammyjanette 17
I would tell his parents. It may cost you the job, but it is obvious that this kid needs psychological help.
5sonic 22
I'm scared for you op.
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Comments (77)
blackvyper 8
Just another day in North Carolina.
EvilUndead 9
Reply: "I'll come back to life and murder all your family and friends in front of you".
olpally 33
Is his name Stewie griffin? Look out op! Lol.
Olympiakos10 15
When he told you this was he on the ceiling, his eyes red, and head spinning around?
2757240 12
What's this "have to"? If you don't will the parents stab you?
JustAReaderZZZZ 10
I would say to tell the parents, but they might not believe you. Especially, if the child is an only child. They would more than likely fire you because most parents believe their kids are innocent. I feel for you OP. Maybe its time to find resign and find a new job/gig.
Adhdkid107 9
Well hopefully you won't hide in his spot...
Llama_Face89 34
Kids say that shit sometimes. I did once or twice when I was younger. My dad's buddy's kids said that to me before and my sister have as well. Doesn't mean he means it. Damn a kid that age wouldn't have it in them to really kill someone.
Joshwarrior 39
Just don't hide in his spot. (: hopefully he mellows out when he is older if you did though.
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
I wouldn't baby-sit shit. Tell his mother to find someone new to watch over his ass. Find a nice summer job OP :)