Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Just don't forget who you're going to marry, bro. Let her use her seductive look to catch someone else.
Tektite 14
Be glad it wasn't your mother in law lol D:
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Comments (292)
ppzh_08 4
Awkward much?
plizz3 2
Welcome to the family man
putz14 1
Avenged Sevenfold?
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, it's a trap.
leh9 2
Exactly
Ourstory 3
That's a win !!
Savra_fml 17
How? Save on future divorce costs?
dragonforerunner 2
No it's a threesome in the making if he plays his cards right. Just make sure to wait till after the wedding.
freelove_fml 2
Finally someone with prude mode off.
kkmwong 11
That's a great dinner conversation.
UrCapsLockOn 12
so did u get a private dance ?
perdix 31
It's always good to have options! If your wife gets bitchy or fat after the marriage, you have a hot alternative waiting for you. Don't read too much into a stripper's seductive look, that's part of their job.
rdvfyubuyg 1
**** you -.- you remind me of my dad
perdix 31
You mean he traded in your mom for your hot aunt?
princessAj1 6
I hope u get cheated on by your wife even if u even get on for being such an asshole. U think woman Are cards u can trade when u feel like. Men like u are disgusting.
SHANK_a_F00 4
82, you just got trolled. Welcome to the Interwebz.
bizarre_ftw 22
*Confetti cannon explodes*
allard 14
Woah. Harmless joke gone wrong. Oh so wrong. Well played sir. Well played.
KleeTEE_fml 0
And you know that's their job because...? Ew.
YayFlameWarz 9
82- I'm quite aware you lack the mental capacity to type three letter words, but please do not use "u" as a substitute for "you" more than thrice in a sentence.
mrssuarez2011 12
Wow, way to go douchebag. I hope my husband will understand when I "trade" him in for his brother when he gets old and fat. Who would honestly marry you with that mentality? Unless of course you're a great liar and your wife is oblivious which in case poor woman.
Daralea 21
225: a girl with a sense of humour would.
Daralea 21
woops, that was 255, not 225. pardon me.
princessAj1 6
Excuse "u" I can write you I choose not to and what the **** this coming from a person who write "yayflamwarz" as their username.
Quittrollin 5
@#255 -Double facepalm- How is OP is a douche bag? He *******DID NOT KNOW******* that it was even OP's wife's sister.
Kenneth08 0
call off your wedding marry the sister easy fix to awkward moment
DeathBunny218 37
That would create so many more awkward moments and will probably result in the sisters never speaking again.
bizarre_ftw 22
Bonus?
japtch 15
Then you have a stripper wife? No thank you.
godlike1 5
Oh...... Shit.....
leadman1989 16
"Today I was attendingy bachelor party" No ******* shit if you weren't there there would be no party! Should read AT my bachelor party. Also don't **** her and tell her sister it's the "responsible" thing to do blah blah blah... unless you're in Vegas what happens there stays there.
Trace01m 11
Except herpes.. that shit will come back with you.
bizarre_ftw 22
Herpes, hangovers, aids, key rings, and sometimes cash (but not often. You're more likely to get one of the others. I would hope for a key ring)
Torva_fml 16
26-Are you retarded?