Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I saw an older gentleman running through my store. I wasn't sure why he was running towards the front door until I looked at the floor and saw a poop trail behind him. The trail went from the front of the store all the way to the back of the store. Guess who had to get the mop and bucket. FML
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perdix 31
How appropriate. Most of the comedies for kids these days are shit. I guess he could have also chosen to poop in "New Releases."
chux4w 0
The irony being that it was neither child-friendly nor funny.
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Comments (83)
Metallica139 0
Not an FML unless you had to clean it up
lbdancing 2
I was at a yogurt place and a guy came in and walked toward the back, farted, then left. It smelled God awful, and who walks INSIDE to do that?
Cheekers1989 0
Now that is totally ****** up. I'm sure there was a reason behind his so-called friendly gesture. Perhaps you didn't have a movie/video that he wanted?
Thunderbender 2
Today, I realized my life was so god awuful I just said **** it and took a shit on the floor of a Hollywood Video, FML
Thunderbender 2
oooooor Today, Hollywood Video didn't had the copy of the Jonas Brothers Movie that I wanted. I got so angry I took a dump on the floor and left, FML
Zeta91 0
YDI for most likely having a bathroom that is labeled "For Employee Use Only" hahaha!
schwinn11 0
You're lucky it wasn't a monkey, it would have thrown the shit at you!!
irish_fighter26 0
OMG I used to work at the one in opelousas LA and the same thing happened...if someone came in and left without anything they either left a turd somewhere or stole something or both
frivolous 0
How unfortunate. "Mommy look! There was a pile of chocolate on the floor! It was yummy!"
jshoes523 0
how does someone take a crap between aisles of a video store with no one noticing? lol
jshoes523 0
you don't know who it was so don't jump to conclusions.