Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML
Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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SlapAndTickle 20
Atleast you tried, lol.
thatdangmexican 18
Not your fault. There's no way you could've know.
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Comments (117)
klsybrns 14
Not nearly as bad as trying to high five a blind guy on television like Ryan Seacrest :)
wizzkid93 9
At least you tried to cheer him up. Better than nothing.
Aero_x 21
Good thing it was just a frisbee.
buddy51 23
"Today, I was at the park, feeling sad about my recent blindness. Some idiot yelled "look out" and smashed me in the face. Now my nose is broken and I'm still blind. FML" Nice going, OP! At least he can't see you as you slink away in shame!!
mete_orito 34
You didn't run away, did you?
Altrnate_Reality 14
what does "lightly" mean to you, op
gloooooria 14
#82, it's ironic. Not funny.
ni0ve 9
lol. u didnt kno
Omniprism 15
You didn't know. Next time I'd go ask someone if they want to play rather than forcing them to catch. But you are super sweet for being so thoughtful.
lastday27 10
I commend you for just trying to help a lonely person. You have a good heart.
oopsfail 11
That was not what any of us expected lol