Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML
Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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Top comments
SlapAndTickle 20
Atleast you tried, lol.
thatdangmexican 18
Not your fault. There's no way you could've know.
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Comments (117)
joopjoop 19
you could have said "hey! do you want to play frisbee?" instead of just throwing it at him
carnage45567 10
It's the thought that counts but the bruise that shows
Kuramasan_fml 12
Am I a terrible person if I laughed? XD omg *dying*
mocka 7
I am so sorry to hear that. I'm sure you did apologize, and you couldn't possibly know so it's ok. I guess it's hard to think how life can be sad when you are missing out so much.. So sorry OP.
fj19 9
"E" for effort. :)
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
Damn... Bet you didn't see that one comming.... Well I guess neither did he.
graceinsheepwear 34
How many people made that exact same comment before you? (Lots)
jgomez58 12
The white cane on his hand did not tip you off? Yikes!
buckdharma 38
Good thing you weren't playing horseshoes.
ebrainer1 9
At least your intentions were commendable and steady. Too bad your aim was as well.
ashlyn_is_here 8
This is why people aren't nice anymore. Too often bad things happen when people try