Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, a woman told me she liked my shoes. My social anxiety peaked so I panicked and said, “You too!” She wasn’t wearing shoes. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5
Don't worry about it! You could always be a shoe model!
wenwenno 4
Well your friend obviously didn't have nice shoes then.
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Comments (77)
FMLshark 12
It's okay, OP. Listen to One Direction and you'll feel beautiful in no time. ... No, I lied, please don't do that.
Doortje 30
Be glad she didn't say "And you! You would make a PERFECT before model!"
ReesieBanana21 12
Why would that bad? The world needs 'before' models, don't they?
UnionsSuck 5
She thought you wouldn't notice her giving some one a handhob wtf haha she must be real dumb time to move on to something better
ManInTheMachine 20
Wrong FML, bud.
kaycee1996 5
How did you manage to comment on the wrong FML? Lol XD
perdix 31
She could have said your friend could be a model "and not have to hang out with ugly girls anymore."
DeadxManxWalking 27
At least you got a nice pair of kicks...to kick her ass with
ChickInGreenVans 12
Ooh!! What shoes were they??
GogoTheGreat 12
Every woman knoews that shoes make the lady!
GogoTheGreat 12
*knows.
ChickInGreenVans 12
This FML just reminded me of that song 'Pumped out kicks'.. Now its just stuck in my head!!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I'm pretty sure it's "Pumped UP Kicks".
Dmeister2008 3
I don't see anything wrong with this haha not everyone is model material so just take the compliment on your shoes and move on
brohamas16 7
Haha well it's still a compliment