Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, I ran into a former co-worker who I hadn't seen in years. She was raving at how I hadn't aged a bit, but before I could thank her she said, "But, you know, chubby people age better." FML
Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
To rephrase this FML: Today, I told the truth. There were no consequences. FML.
Emperor_Jim 0
Um... so ******' what? She's gotten bigger, and you correctly stated this fact. Big deal.
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Comments (90)
jyd62 0
smooth
comedychick 1
omg I've done that so many times once someone said happybirthday and I said that...I got a wierd look from that person
Cupcaken 0
shut up it's not his fault. I say "you too" all the time by mistake, I just haven't gotten as unlucky as the OP. He didn't intent to say she was fat, he didn't even notice it before AFTER he had said it.
kds96 0
and that's y u say thank u and move on
girlybuddy 0
I think you said that on purpose????
serenaaaa_fml 0
hahahahahaha. retard.
MidgetMonster 0
Haha!! soo stuppiidddd
kingofchips 0
protect your balls if your gonna say a women is fat trust me.
Thrasher91 0
Don't ******* YDI this, it was a honest mistake
kaylapple 1
truth is... she really has gotten bigger.