Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Holy Moley!!!
greeneyedgoalie7 0
oooh ouch why would he do that?
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makc5point3vtec 0
wait.......why does the mole have a hair when its on your leg? dont u shave? thats not cool
MidgetMonster 0
get a pair of scissors and a bag of salt problem solved
baltomushishi 0
what a way to get the moment ruined
saranottelling 7
For some reason when I read "with my boyfriend in Key West" I thought it said, "with my boyfriend, Kanye West." I was really confused, I should read more carefully.
okieraider71 4
I agree with 27. You have less than a week to live. Bloody mole is the last sign.
FIing 0
use scissors next time
hypergrafia 1
I don't understand the connection between the bikini wax and the whole mole thing. In fact, I think you could have just posted "Today, my boyfriend pulled a hair from my mole" and that would have been bad enough in itself. What are you, chimpanzees?
eagleclaw58 0
what if it was like a inch big she said mole so it must be a bog one that been there for a while
Ajjas013 6
Thank you CMH, maybe purplemnm can be more considerate and appreciative of awesome movies. *Cuts a slice of cake*
Miss_SD 0
ur telling me that u get a bikini wax, new bikini and u don't know ur body well enough to check for grose moll hairs and the affect of pulling them out..... please..... you totally deserve it
mercedeslove 0
Get that checked out ASPA. I had something just like that happened. It got bigger afte that and now I have skin cancer...no joke.