Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
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Top comments
littlemuffet 0
That doesn't even make sense.
AndrewPao32 0
He wanted to ****...not to go on a date.
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Comments (153)
Easy_Target 0
And that's what you get for being attracted to hypocrites.
Laughing_is_cool 4
lol empowered, nice word that totally sucks
WindChaser 0
well, it sucks F*** his life, lol
CPTobvious_fml 0
let me elaborate on my previous post.... it's because you are ugly
coreywh 0
What a d- bag but u can find a better guy that is not like him cause if that were me I would of said yes
fuzluv95 0
WTF?? that guy's a total hypocrite! he says he likes girls that make the first move, then acts like it's wrong when they do. tell him to **** off--you'll find someone waaay better.
Mythbusterma 0
Epic fail on his part
SoulChoc_fml 0
he must be confused on what he's asking for, he doesn't know what he wants
fourzerofour 0
Well isn't he a dumb ass who doesn't know what he's looking for.
Compass 0
I would actually prefer if girls asked guys out. Statistically, guys just wanna ****, girls want a relationship. I'm obviously not speaking of everyone. If a girl wants someone, let them take advantage, and let the guy enjoy the benefits. Am I being truthful or sarcastic? Just think about it while I leave this here.