Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I have a funny feeling that woman is going to have an accident soon. Either karma or you is going to make it happen.
muzy 23
I know who op won't be saving if they're drowning !
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Comments (92)
mintcar 10
Some people have serious problems. Karma will hit her soon.
peachesncreem 21
She laughed? Did she even ask if you were okay? Some people are such assholes.
daisyismydog 3
She got a hit in the head, which in turn led to a concussion. I think she can give her attention to that for a second.
hoolio1717 4
so i guess you could call it... an irony board
THE_A_TEEN 28
Bah dum...*tssskk
IsisChaos 1
Omg that's punny! :)
loserman67 36
You young lady are a "doer of good things" so you have faith in the all powerful cosmic force Karma to deal her justice - her suit falling off at just the right monment - diving into the pool and not knowing that her boob has slipped out of the side of her suit - doing a cannonball and getting an atomic water-wedgie. And while you're at it, ask Karma to pay a little visit to your co-guards who chose to laugh at your misfortune. Maybe in the form of a shitty bathroom they have to clean or a little kid vomiting on the pool deck -- Justice shall be yours!
aJaguarinRed 9
Aw, they didn't c-spine you? Practice makes perfect.
bkj92 5
Sue their ass
DocBastard 40
Asses generally don't have a lot of money, so suing just someone's ass generally is considered a bad idea.
skyeyez9 25
Too bad it is illegal to strap the clumsy unrepentant bitch onto that board who hit you with it, and shove her into the deep end of the pool.
martinv19 6
What a bitch! She could have at least apologized!!
KiddNYC1O 22
I hope you a quick recovery in time for summer.