Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch in front of the television covered with a blanket. Last night, I'd come home pissed from the pub, fired up porn, got my pants off and settled down for a wank. However, this morning the telly was off, my trousers were on, and I don't remember a blanket. I live with my mom. FML
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causelifehappens 0
haha at least you managed to not get caught in the act and chucked out butt naked
GanjAxZermA 0
wow that must have been really embarassing for you.. next time check where ur having sex.. and whose in the house or place
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Comments (73)
verno02 0
hahah thats funny ! Bad planning on your part though!
Ashley121645 0
haha thats funny wow
holton 0
Be glad she did not ask to get under the blanket with yall
boopityboppity 11
25 and 26 are examples of the non-rational answers I referred to in one of my previous comments. I didn't expect anyone to agree, though (DynamicDave).
dumdeedum 0
#50 u need to stop picking on people for having sex. get over it. people have sex before marriage all the time. FMLs happen whether you're married or not.
HarperGirl 4
you guys are stupid for even attempting that when you KNEW she was in the house however funny it might be
kujo7 0
akward....
boopityboppity 11
@dumdeedum I'm sorry if I appeared as though I were picking on people; I never meant to. If I did that, the number of people who could stand being around me would be very, very small. Apologies to anyone else who misunderstood me.
wubu18 6
wow
iangel92 2
hahaha!!
xlostwithoutu 0
Wait till marriage to have sex plain