Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I went to visit an ex-boyfriend in New York and slept at his place. In the night, while he was asleep, I had to pee really bad so I went to their one bathroom and found his mom passed out asleep on the toilet, leading me to pee my pants. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
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stitch_book 4
tell them their shower attacked your pants! and you're thinking of pressing charges.
perdix 31
Go meet them wearing no pants. They probably want to know what you're packing that could make them grandparents.
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Comments (54)
darkmis1 18
YDI for having horrible grammar! It's "shook", not "shaked", moron.
sallen0046 4
Unless you're five years old, you should really have enough control not to pee all over yourself, cough or no cough.
fawfulster 11
No te preocupes camarada. Diles que te has estado sintiendo mal y ya.
Jr956 0
What a dumb ass!
Dandukas 0
sorry OP but you must be a bit weird, sneezing and coughing automaticaly stops you from peeing if you do that at the moment Oo if it wouldn't every guy on earth would have the same experience as you atleast once... still, thats nothing wrong, such things happen, don't take it so hard ^^
fbmb 0
YDI for having a small penis
Lil1LawensKie 0
why don't all u americans leave mexicans alone I have a strong accent and if thats a problem that I have bad grammar then ur just going to have to get used to it
JudgeComrade 17
This is why it is always better to urinate sitting in those situations.